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Fun With Numbers
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Get a piece of paper and write numbers 1 - 10. For each of those numbers, write the name of any character of a particular series (preferably male). Once you've got your list of hotties, let's get started! It's all up to you, dearest reader!

Also, because of the length of this exercise, it's recommended that you randomize your numbers every once and a while. It'll keep you on your toes.

What would you do if...

Romance Version

  • 1 challenged you to strip poker?
  • 2 asked you out?
  • 3 found out your dirty secrets?
  • 4 requested a kiss from you?
  • 5 got your cell number from 7, and started texting you?
  • 6 wrote you a love letter?
  • 7 gave you hand-crafted chocolates for Valentine's Day?
  • 8 tried peeping at you bathing in the hot springs?
  • 9 claimed to have fought his last winning battle in your honor?
  • 10 asked you to marry him?
  • 10 fell asleep on your shoulder in the train?
  • 9 bought you something for your birthday?
  • 8 fell in love with you?
  • 7 kidnapped you?
  • 6 told you something unexpectedly romantic?
  • 5 volunteered to give you a piggy back?
  • 4 became your best friend?
  • 3 accidentally kissed you?
  • 2 had a dream of you?
  • 1 became enemies with you?

Weird Version

  • 1 grew a beard?
  • 2 was seen talking to a rock?
  • 3 got lost in a shopping mall?
  • 4 lost a bet and had to shave his legs?
  • 5 was found wearing his friend's clothes?
  • 6 was seen knitting a scarf in a rocking chair?
  • 7 started a beauty salon?
  • 8 taught your next yoga class?
  • 9 had to wear glasses?
  • 10 broke a cup while washing dishes?
  • 10 was given an honorary award for opera singing?
  • 9 fell asleep in the bathtub?
  • 8 became a master couponer?
  • 7 had a beloved pet parakeet in his childhood?
  • 6 took classes in France to become a pastry chef?
  • 5 made $1,000,000 selling cucumbers off the side of the road?
  • 4 asked for a lava lamp for Christmas?
  • 3 did bartending on the side?
  • 2 did a personality quiz to find out what kind of kisser he'd be?

Role-Play Version

  • You heard a rumor that 10 and 6 are an item?
  • You heard 9 and 5 having one of "THOSE talks?"
  • You saw 2 and 8 cuddling underneath the stars?
  • You saw 7 and 4 meet at a restaurant?
  • You found 9 and 7 napping underneath a tree together?
  • You found out that 10 and 1 shared an apartment?
  • You found out that 5 and 3 had a baby?
  • You walked in to find 5 pinning 6 to the wall? (The scandal!)
  • You were present during 2's confession for 9?
  • You worked as a housekeeper at a hotel – going from room to room, collecting laundry - and accidentally walked in on 3 and 10 doing some things together?

So, if...

  • If 4 and 8 had a fight and threated to break up, what would 2's words of advice be?
  • If all numbers had a sleep over, and in the middle of the night, 9 suddenly calls out 3's name, who would be most disturbed?
  • If 6 got a brazilion wax done by 8, how much would be tip?
  • If 2 got a sex change, which even number would take him first?
  • If 8 played The Sims, what would his family consist of?
  • If 6 and 2 got locked in a crate together, who would make the first move?
  • If 5 suddenly joined 9 at work, how would 9 react?
  • If 8 noticed that 5 isn't wearing any underpants today, would 8 tell him, or keep quiet?
  • If 1 asked 7 for love advice about 8, what would they tell him?
  • If 5 and 10's lovechild got some bad grades at school, what would daddy/mommy do?
  • If 3 and 8 did karaoke together, who'd request Barbie Girl?
  • If 9 and 7 got lead roles for Romeo and Juliet, who'd be nominated as Juliet, and why?
  • If 4 had some "unusual" dreams about 9, would he hide them, or ask 10 for advice?
  • If 1 was writing a fic about 6, 7, 8, and 10, how would the story start and end?
  • If 10 found "funny books" underneath 7's bed, what would he do with them?
  • If 5 and 7 were found making out, which odd number would be in most opposition?
  • If 4 desperately wanted a backrub, would 2 lend a hand?
  • If 6 and 9 started taking cooking lessons together, what would be on their menu?
  • If 1 and 4 were to play dress up together, who would go for the make-up first?
  • If 2 and 7 were riding a Ferris Wheel that stopped at the top, who would be the first to jump from the ride?
  • If 3 and 6 went missing, how would 2 explain the situation?
  • If 9 and 1 had a favorite winter sport that they'd do together, what would it be?
  • If 3 and 4 were to go sledding, who would be in front, and who would ride the back?
  • If 1, 2, and 3 worked at a host club, who would 7 frequent most?
  • If 2 made 5 a dress, would it be worn?
  • If 10 started a fanclub for 5, where would the club meet?
  • If 8 was driving a car, and noticed he was being followed/stalked by 4, what would he do?
  • If 2 and 4 got along well together, how would that make 3 feel?
  • If all odd numbers went to a bar, who'd be the first to pass out?
  • If 3 and 6 started wrestling on the floor, who'd be the first to cry uncle?
  • If 9 and 10 teamed up, and 7 and 8 teamed up, which team would win a cooking contest?
  • If 3 invited 2 to a formal, how would 3 greet his date?
  • If 3 and 8 went skinny dipping in a hot tub, who would be the first to get out?
  • If 5 got abducted by aliens, would 9 go to save him?
  • If 1 and 8 started cracking jokes, who'd be the first to get dirty?
  • If 2, 9, and 7 played strip poker, which player would want 7 to lose?
  • If 5 and 4 were in a hula-hoop competition, who would win, and who would strip? (Yes, this is a game of strip hula.)
  • If 10 went fishing with 2, who'd be the only one that catches fish that day?
  • If 10 demanded a kiss from 9, what would be the response?
  • If 3 was in need of mouth-to-mouth, what's a pervert like 7 to do?

The BL writer

If you wrote BL fanfiction...

  • What would your 1 and 2 fic be like, considering it's smutty?
  • What would your 2 and 3 fic be like, considering it's fluffy?
  • What would your 3 and 4 fic be like, considering it's a lemon?
  • What would your 4 and 5 fic be like, considering it's angsty?
  • What would your 5 and 6 fic be like, considering it's canon?
  • What would your 6 and 7 fic be like, considering it's crack?
  • What would your 7 and 8 fic be like, considering it's an MPreg?
  • What would your 8 and 9 fic be like, considering it's a BDSM?
  • What would your 9 and 10 fic be like, considering it's a gender blender?

You're a fanfiction writer, working on something new. You're pairing choice: 1 and 3.

  1. What's the basic plot?
  2. Did it end up having lots of chapters, or did it turn out a one-shot?
  3. Your new fic becomes a hit online! How do you respond to your fans' happy reviews?

Content with your last experience, you decide to write another. Your new pairing is now 4 and 7.

  1. Do you think these characters would make a good couple? Briefly describe their relationship.
  2. What's the story's rating, title, and brief summary?
  3. Are you expecting more hits on this fanfic than the last one?

You attempt your first threesome, involving 6, 2, and 9. Although, two characters end up being more involved, rather than that third character.

  1. Of these three characters, which pairing becomes your favorite? Briefly describe their relationship.
  2. List their "positions," and why. Who's on "first base", who's "pitching", and who's playing the "outfield"? (Ha ha...)
  3. Which character would most likely be out-of-character?

Well, now you've earned a reputation online, as writing the quality crack pairings. You wanna work on one more fic, before ditching all this fame to work on another fandom. Your pairing is 5 and 8.

  1. Do you think would 5 and 8 work?
  2. Or would jealous 7 jump in and sabotage their relationship?
  3. Have you ever seen this pairing before?

Let's talk more RP
(In-depth answers and questions)

  • 6 and 8 are swimming, when 5 jumps off the diving board and loses their swimsuit. Who guards 5, and who gets the swimsuit?

  • 1, 4, 9, and 10 go to the movies. 4 and 10 start making out loudly. Which snaps first: 1 or 9? What do they do to stop them?

  • 2, 10, 8, and 3 are stuck going to the tunnel of love. Who gets stuck with 8, and who ends up touchy-feely?

  • 4 and 5 go to a clothing store and 4 graciously decides to buy 5 something. What's in the bag? Hot jeans, new panties, or a fundoshi?

  • 2, 4, 6, and 8 have a sleepover, and start playing truth-or-dare. 4's dare is to line his futon up with another one of the boys. Who is he stuck bunking with for the rest of the night? And is that person happy with it?

  • 7 is cooking dinner for 4, 5, and 6, and poisons one of the plates. But he forgets which plate got ruined. Who gets sick?

  • 1, 3, 5, 2 and 9 are playing spin-the-bottle. Who's "winning," and who's "losing?"

  • 10 and 5 are locked in a staring contest. The contest, however, takes a turn as 6 presses their faces for a kiss. Does 6 end up clobbered or forgiven?

  • 8 is taking a shower, when 4 comes in to brush his teeth. All is peaceful, until 8 starts singing sappy love songs. What does 4 do?

  • 3 and 4 are doing personality quizzes. Upon seeing the compatibility results for 4, they're shocked to find that it's 10. What are the odds?

  • 6, 2, 10, and 8 are talking about animal comparisons. Which characters fit the following animals: ferret, chameleon, cat, and cardinal?

  • 5 unexpectedly swears allegiance to 9. What's the master's first request for his new slave - I mean, soldier?

  • 2 has to use the toilet, but 9 is in there taking a shower! (You see, 9 takes LONG showers, so this is actually problematic. And there's no curtain dividing the room, making this all the more problematic.) Will 2 wait, or will he barge in anyway?

  • 10 and 8 are invited by 4 to go to an amusement park. 10 wants to take a trip on his favorite rocket ship. Who will he ask to go with him? And which number is scared of the rocket ship?

  • 1 feels like being submissive today. The perfect moment that 8 has been waiting for. What happens next?

  • As 2 and 5 hug, someone starts getting touchy-feely. Who is it?

  • The even numbers go back to preschool. It's naptime now. Who fights for the spot next to 4?

  • 9 and 6 run into eachother at the adult book store. Who has the most embarassing item? What is it?

  • 4 gets a glimpse of 3 and 1 smooching on a park bench. Will he post this on the internet?

  • 8, 7, and 6 flip through channels on TV, when a humorous commercial pops up. Who's the first to start laughing?

  • Due to lack of mannerisms, 6 walks in on 1 changing into his jammies, but starts getting undressed anyway. 1's reaction?

  • 9 and 6 are a couple, and they go in to do some purikura. What phrase do they put on their stickers? "Hot and Steamy," "Together Forever," or "Lovey Dove Bear?"

  • It's 3's birthday! Does 8 have any special plans for him?

  • 4 is feeling tired, but 1 is feeling playful. What will 1 do to change the other's mood?

  • Secret's out! 3 and 8 are a couple! Do any odd numbers have objections?

  • 6 offers 5 a drink. 5 requests lemonade. Does 6 poison the lemonade, or will be obey?

  • 10 has a cold. 9 wants to visit him, but he needs a convenient excuse to go to his house. What excuse does he use?

  • 2 and 6 are in preschool again and start drawing portraits of each other. Whose looks more accurate?

  • 7 and 8 take a hike, and somewhere along the road, they find a snake! Who plays the hero, and who plays the wimp?

  • 10 does some room remodeling for 9, and finds something odd; a poster of 7. Does he remove it, or leave it be?

  • 3 and 7 are finishing a dinner together, when the bill arrives. Who's paying?

  • Between 6, 5, and 9 – if they joined a writing class, who would write shoujo? Who would write shounen? And who would write BL?

  • 7, 2, and 4 are stuck at home doing chores. Between the three of them, who would do the following: sweep and vacuum, wash and dry dishes, or dust the picture frames?

  • 5 accidentally left his diary at 8's house. What are the first words he reads?

  • 1 really, REALLY wants boiled eggs. 6 and 10 are both in the room, capable of making eggs for him. But which one does 1 ask?

  • 1, 2, 9, and 10 start working together at a flower shop parttime. Which flower would you buy and from who? (here's what you're looking for: a rose, a tiger lily, a tulip, and some baby's breath.)

  • 3 wants to dance, but he needs a partner. Will he go for 6 or 7?

  • 4 brings 8 out to lunch, only to find that 1 is their waiter! 8's reaction?

  • 10, 9 and 8 are jumping on a trampoline, when 10 mysteriously jumps out of his pants! Who's the first to shield the other's eyes?

  • 6 finds out that 4 has a hand fetish. Does 6 go for a manicure, after being armed with this knowledge?

  • It's movie night, and 1 and 6 decide on something to see. What kind of movie is it; scary or cute?